Well, Here's the characters: (in order of appearance)
Deidara
Sasori
Leader (Pain)
Itachi
Crazy Stalker
Orochimaru
Konan
Kisame
Uno
Zetsu
Hidan
Uzi
Kakuzu
Hizi



Story start

*listening to ipod*
"Don't want to be an American idiot,
One nation controlled by the media,
Information age of hysteria,
It's calling out to idiot America

Welcome to a new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be okay
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the ones who're meant to fol-"
I had just realized I was singing out loud, when Deidara said, "Sasori? What's America, unn?"
"Uh... I don't know..."
Deidara: T.T'
Anyway, Deidara and I were sitting in Leader's office, waiting for him to give us our mission. About 20 minutes later he came in, and Deidara was snoring so loudly, I thought he was going to explode. (boom! :D) I quickly punched him in the side, and he jolted awake. "What happened, unn?" He said looking around.
"Idiocracy," I mumbled.
Leader sat down at his desk, and told us we didn't have a mission because he was going out to dinner with Konan.
Me: *emotionless eyes*
Deidara: *O.o*
So when we left, we heard comotion in the hallway. It was Itachi, of course, making a fuss about his hair. Deidara went to join in the argueyness, because he thought his hair was better than anyone elses'. Now me, I don't really care about my hair. I have that 'Bedhead' Thing, I guess that's what you would call it.

WHAT?! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE??!!!
Mysterious Voice: I'm your Crazy stalker, of course.
"Umm... Does everyone have a crazy stalker?"
Mysterious Voice:Nope. Just you.
"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
*Next day*
I woke up at about 8:00, and when I opened my bedroom door, Orochimaru was face down on the ground in the hallway.
"Umm... Wh- Are you okay?"
Orochimaru: X_X
Me: *emotionless face*
I was about to tell Leader that Orochi was blocking the hal-
HOLY CRAP!!!!
O.o
IS THAT A HALF EATEN SHOE?!
Sure enough, there was a half eaten shoe on the ground. That explains why Orochimaru was on the ground. I mean, who eats SHOES? Oh well. Like I care.
So after Orochimaru got moved, (gosh he weighs like... 5000 pounds) we ate breakfast, and-
NO I DIDN'T COOK IT STUPID!
Ok... Anyway, once we ate breakfast Konan started screaming at Kisame for who-knows-why, and Itachi started screaming at Konan for screaming at Kisame, then Pain screamed at Itachi for screaming at Konan who screamed at Kisame, and well, you get the point.
The whole time that was happening Deidara and I were just standing there. Then everyone turned to look at us and they got annoyed because we were staring at them. So, they knocked us both out.
~*~
I wooke (ahaha) up on the floor. Deidara was on top of me, (eew gay freakazoid) and he was snoring. I jolted upwards and he fell on the floor with a thud. He jerked awake and looked around nervously. "Where's the Marshmallow, hmm?" He said.
I looked down at him confused. "What?"
Later again-
The next day, I was going to tell Deidara that we had a mission. When I walked into his room, he was umm, singing-
"Another day is going by
I'm thinking about you all the time
But you're out there
And I'm here waiting

And I wrote this letter in my head
Cuz so many things were left unsaid
But now you're gone
And I can't think straight

This could be the one last chance
To make you understand

I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cuz somehow I can't put you in the pa-"
"GAK! SASORI! Uhh..."
"Please tell me you were just singing that just to sing it."
Deidara: O.o
"Umm... Nevermind, Deidara. We have a mission..."
(Deidara is GAY!)
Deidara: NO I'M NOT UNN!
~mission time! :D~
[Deidara's POV]
We had been flying on 'da birdy' forEVER. I was so bored, I thought I was going to die. Sasori was sleeping, so I didn't have anyone to talk to . (waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...)
Sasori was so adorable, his hair, and his eyes, I love his personalit- ACK! GET AWAY FROM ME GAY THOUGHTS!
Ugh... What is wrong with me today?
Oh well, It's probably just some sort of sickness...
[Sasori's POV]
When I wooke (HA!) up, Deidara was eating a um... strawberry. (now where did that come from?) "Deidara? Where did that strawberry come from?"
Deidara looked up at me. "What? Oh. I umm... I don't really know...Hmm..."
*emotionless eyes* "Okay, Sure."
So when we landed, Deidara started setting up the umm... tent. I don't really know where it came from, but I didn't really care.
~*~
I made Deidara sleep outside. Kind of mean, but like I care. I actually could care less. Haha.
Well anyway at about 9 (am. if it was pm something would probably jump out at us) we were walking through the forest. Deidara was walking lazily with his arms dangling. "I'm... So tired..."
GAH! He wouldn't stop complaining!
"Idiocracy..." I mumbled.
"Huh?"
"Nothing."
All of a sudden, I heard a noise. Something jumped out of the trees.
Deidara was screaming his head off. "AMBUSH,UNN! AMBUSH,UNN! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
T.T
It was just a dog. A um... Samoyed.  It was actually kind of cute.
Deidara was still screaming bloody murder, until I shouted "SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
Deidara immeadiatly ceased screaming. "Deidara. It's just... A dog."
"Wha? Dog, unn?"
"You don't know what a dog i-"
"YAY! PUPPPPPPY,UNN!"
T_T
Deidara bent over and patted the puppy on the head. "Aww! So cute, unn!"
(Does he have gloves on? I hope so...)
"Can we keep him, hmm?"
"Why are you asking me?!"
"Well, you are older than me."
"Oh... Ok then, you can keep him, as long as you don't blow him up."
"YAY!"
Deidara had really creepy eyes at that moment. It was S-C-A-R-Y!
About an hour later, we were still walking, and Deidara was holding the Samoyed in his arms, swaying it around. I was getting agitated, so I said, "Deidara! You're going to kill it!"
"Oh. Sorry, hmm."
After a few minutes of silence, Deidara said, "So, what are we going to name it, yeah?"
"I don't care."
"Oh..."
I tried to think of something, but I just said something random. "What about Rico?"
"Nah,unn."
"Umm... what about Uno?"
" OOH! UNO,UNN! I LOVE THAT NAME,YEAH!"
"Ok then, we can call it Uno."
Uno squealed in joy, then flew out of Deidara's arms. "No! Come back Uno, unn!"
Uno obeyed and came back. "Wow. Looks like he learned his name already." I said emotionlessly.
"Ok now, unn! Let's go!"
In the confusion that Uno caused us, we both forgot our mission. So we went back to the hideout. When Leader saw us come back so early, steam came out of his ears and he almost exploded.
Deidara: It would have been funny if he really did, unn!
"Umm... Sure."
~*~
Later, I walked into the umm- Living room, and pretty much everyone was sitting in a circle.
"What is everyone doing?" I asked emotionlessly.
"We're playing Dord!" Konan said sinisterly.
"Dord..." I started. "That game's pointless... I mean, why don't we dare eachother instead of asking dare or dare? That's stupid."
"Umm..." Konan stammered. "DO NOT QUESTION THE WISDOM OF DORD!"
T.t "Okay..."
"Okay now, " Zetsu said. "Ladies first."
Konan scowled at him and looked around. "Pain! Dord?"
Leader, who was sitting next to her, sighed and replied with an emotionless "Dare."
"Okay then..." Konan thought for a moment, then said, "I dare you to confess your love for me!"
"WHAT?!" Leader looked awfully scared. I had never seen him that freaked out before. Baby.
"Umm.... Can I use my purple lobster?" Leader said quietly.
"NO!" Everyone screamed.
Uno was squirming in Deidara's arms, which made him say, "SHUT UP! YOU'RE DISTURBING UNO, UNN!"
Leader sighed and mumbled, "Konan, I love you."
"What was that Pain?" Konan said. "I didn't quite hear you."
Leader got agitated and shouted, "I LOVE YOU KONAN!"
"That's better." Konan declared. "It's your turn, Pain."
"Sasori, Dord?" I heard Leader say.
"Ugh... Dare."
"Hmm... I dare you to break one of your puppets!"
"Okay, which one?"
"How about the Third Kazekage puppet?"
"NEVER! PURPLE LOBSTER! PURPLE LOBSTER!" I practically screamed my head off.
"Okay, Okay!" Pain said. "Take it easy!"
"Hmph. Fine. It's my turn. Deidara, Dord?"
Deidara looked up from petting Uno and replied, "Dare, hmm."
"I dare you to hug Kisame."
"EW, UNN!" Deidara screamed. "NOT FISHBOY! Umm... Oh well."
Deidara set Uno on the floor and walked over Kisame, then hugged him. Kisame just sat there. "Is he... dead?" Itachi asked. "No, hmm."
*After playing dord for two more hours, we finally got to go to sleep*
I was sleeping when I heard a knock on my bedroom door.
"Knock-Knock..." A creepy voice said.
"Oh no. Are you the crazy stalker?"
"Perhaps..."
"Who the heck are you?"
The person opened the door. I turned on my light, and it was...
WHAT?!
Who is that?
I finally realized who it was.

"Umm... Gaara? Are you my umm... Crazy... stalker?"
"Perhaps..."
"Umm sure. Wait... how did you get in here? Did you break in?"
"Perhaps..."
"STOP SAYING PERHAPS!"
"Perha- Umm..."
"Gaara, go stalk someone else. Or do you like me or something?"
"Perhapppppppppsssssssssssss........"
"Grr...."
*Gaara gets thrown out of the hideout*
~*~
[Crazy stalker will not be in the story again]

When I woke up, I heard comotion outside the hideout. Listening closely, (EAVESDROPPER!) I could hear Itachi, Kisame, and Leader yelling at someone. The person screaming back at them sounded like a girl. Konan? No. It was a lot squeakier. (that even a word?) Hidan, who was sitting on the couch in the living room, screeched, "SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF JASHIN! Oh no... FORBIDDEN WORD FORBIDDEN WORD! FORGIVE ME JASHIN!"
"Hidan Shut up."
I walked outside of the hideout. There was a girl screaming at Itachi, who was holding her back from Kisame.
Kisame: O.o DON'T HURT ME!
Leader was just standing there, looking VERY annoyed.
The girl was super angry. She was pretty though. She had hair like Deidara, only it was red, with black highlights. She was wearing a black tank top, and jeans. Her hair was covering her headband, but since Itachi and Kisame's mission was in the Hidden Waterfall village, it was pretty obvious. Her eyes were as blue as the sky. She was probably the most beautif- wait... what am I saying?
God, Dude. There's something wrong with me.
Anyway, when Leader saw me, he yelled, "Sasori! Can you help us here?"
"Umm.... Sure, with what?"
Leader had a stupid look on his face, and said, "This." Pointing to the girl. "Go get a rope or something."
"Umm... Fine."
I ran back into the hideout, looking in the umm- supply closet, for a rope. I found one, and ran back outside.
Itachi and Leader pretty much had her down, but I threw them the rope anyway. Leader took the rope and tied the girl up, fast. She was squirming all over the place. "Sasori." Leader said.
"Yes Sir?"
"Take her inside," He said, picking the girl up and throwing her at me. (how rude! but pain is strong, dude)
I started to walk inside, but then she started squirming again. "Quit it!" I yelled angrily.
She stopped squirming almost immediatly. I walked into the hideout and plopped her down on the couch in the living room. (where hidan was [thank goodness] no longer sitting.)
"Are you going to run away?" I asked her.
"No." She replied.
Surprised at her remark, I told her that I would untie her. So I did. (well no kidding)
I sat down next to her. "So... Am I a prisoner now?" She asked.
"I guess so."
She looked down. I tried to think of something to say, so I said, "But It's not that bad around here, You know."
"Oh really?" She said sadly.
I changed the subject, saying, "Are you a waterfall village ninja?"
"Yes."
"Cool. Kakuzu used to be one once."
"Who?"
"Oh, right. You don't know him. Yet."
"Right..." She sighed.
"Hey..."
"Hmm?"
"What's you're name?"
"Oh. It's Uzi. What's yours?"
"It's Sasori."
"Oh, That's a nice name. Doesn't that mean scorpion?"
"Yeah."
~*~
In the- er- dining room, Leader had just finished telling everyone that Uzi was going to stay with us for awhile. He also added that we shouldn't treat her like a prisoner, more like- a fellow member.
When eveyone was done eating, which was at like 11:30 (because kisame kept on scarfing down all the food, so konan had to make more), everyone was going to go to bed, when Uzi remarked, "Where am I supposed to sleep?"
"The couch." Pain said. "And Sasori, you should guard her so she doesn't run away."
"Why me?" I asked him.
"Becuase she seems to like you."
*cue Uzi blushing*
(but i don't blush. i'm an emotionless puppet master.)
"Fine." I mumbled.
(I deserve my sleep, I mean, Come on!)
So anyway, after Uzi went to sleep, I just sat in the chair. (Oh so there's a chair now, too?)
Eventually, I fell asleep.
(Oooh Sasori's gonna get BUSTED!!!!!)
~*Next day*~
I woke up to Leader yelling, "HOW COULD SHE RUN OFF LIKE THAT! THAT... THAT... ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Konan was trying to calm him down. Oh great, I was supposed to watch Uzi. STUPID ME! I fell asleep! Grr....
How can you be mad at yourself?
Mad?
That's an emotion, right?
Am I talking to myself?
Is that an emotion too?
Is talking an emotion? Is eating? AGH! I'm confused how people handle these emotions. Angry, Sad, Happy, Confused, Now THAT'S confusing.
Anyway, Leader sent Deidara and I out to find Uzi. Deidara didn't really care though, he was too busy obsessing over Uno. Uno was cute though. But sometimes he chews on my puppets. Stupid Dog.
About 10 minutes later we started walking towards the creek. We saw Uzi sitting at the water's edge, picking petals off of a flower.
Zetsu: YOU MURDERER!
She was mumbling something that I couldn't hear, when Deidara said, "We've been looking for you, Princess, unn."
Uzi turned and scowled at him. "What do you guys want?" She asked us.
"Where have you been, hmm?"
"Right here."
"All day, yeah?"
"Yep."
"Well then, Come back to the Hideout, hmm."
"Fine."
I didn't say anything the whole rest of the day.
~*~
Later at night, Leader, Konan, Zetsu, Kisame, Deidara, Itachi, Uzi and I were watching a movie. And that just HAD to be my favorite movie, which was Forrest Gump. It was the only movie that made me laugh, and that was something that I hated. When we got to the "Run Forrest Run" Part, I randomly burst out laughing, which made eveyone stare at me. Why were they staring at me if they knew I was going to laugh?
Uzi looked at me thoughtfully, and asked me, "Sasori, why don't you just go in your room and watch Tv?"
"I- hahahaha!- think- HA!- that's- HAHAHAHAHA!!!!-a great- ha!-Idea!"
And with that, I went into my room. And I watched TV.
When I was watching Spongebob, (O m g why was I watching that?) someone knocked on my door. I said, "Come in, unless you're Gaara."
Whoever it was opened the door, and it was (SURPRISE!) Itachi. He walked over to me and whispered in my ear, "I love you."
HA! JUST KIDDING! You have been FOOLED!
He actually said, "Uzi says, 'Hi.'"
Me: T.T'
Itachi walked out and slammed the door.
I went to sleep that night, (oh no kidding.) and I woke up in the morning. (KOWABUNGA!!)
Huh?
Who is that talking to me?
(I'm your inner self.)
Oh. That's nice, now please go away.
(Okay sure. *poof*)
Wh- Where did he- or I- go? Oh well.
I walked out of my room. Haha! It had been Leader's turn to guard Uzi. Luckily he didn't fall asleep, so Uzi didn't run away again. I couldn't blame her for doing that, I mean, what kind of girl wants to hang out with a bunch of weirdo guys? The answer to that question is: Konan.
~*~
I was sitting on the couch watching Some discovery channel puppet special thingy. It had to be at least 1:30 a.m, and eveyone was either asleep or on missions. Deidara was here, Leader, Konan, Kisame and Itachi also. Plus Uzi.
About 10 minutes later I was asleep when Uzi came out of nowhere and sat down next to me. I jerked awake, and half-shouted, "Wha?!"
"Sasori, It's just me. Did I wake you up?"
"No."
"Oh. Ok. You looked asleep."
I couldn't think of anything to say. I couldn't stop staring at her. This emotion... was this.... Love? No. I'm a puppet, with no emotions.
"Not completely," Uzi said, as if knowing what I was thinking.
"What?" I mumbled, as if I didn't hear.
"N-Nevermind."
"Okay then."
Changing the subject, I asked, "How come you're still awake?"
"I couldn't sleep." She replied.
I sighed.
"What's wrong?" Uzi asked me.
"Nothing..."
"Come on!" She said, jabbing my arm with her elbow.
"Uzi I-"
I had just realized Uzi was really close to my face. Way too close for comfort, so I kind of scooted away from her.
(haha... Scooted is a funny word!)
Shut up inner me, I'm having a moment.
(hmph.)
You act like Konan.
(I'm not a girl! How rude!)
Whatever. I said you act like her.
(Grr...)
Go away.
(Hmph! *poof*)
Anywho, going back to reality.   
I got kind of nervous *emotion!!!) so I stood up, and said, "I'm going to bed. Bye."
Uzi had a somewhat sad look on her face, but it quickly turned into a smile. "Night!" She said nicely.
~*~
The next day, I was the first one up. Now I could eat before Kisame did. I walked into the er- kitchen, and-
(Careful, Kisame could pop out at any moment!)
Shut up!
(No.)
Yes!
(Ugh...Fine!*poof*)
Anyway, I was about to pick up my fork when eating pancakes, when all of a sudden, Kisame came out of nowhere and ate all of my pancakes, the plate, and my fork.
That sucks.
(Yes it does.)
Wow, I agree with my inner self this time.
(Yes, you do.)
Ok. Go away. You're ruining the story.
(Ok! *poof*)
"KISAME! THOSE WERE THE LAST 2 PANCAKES!"
"Oh-*yumyumyum* Sorry- *yumyumyum* Sasori, *yumyumyum*"
Suddenly, Deidara, Leader, Konan, and Itachi popped out of nowhere. "What are we supposed to eat????" They asked Kisame and I angrily.
" Old Bacon." Kisame and I both replied.
Leader sprang up and suggested, "Or we could get Uzi to go to the store for us,"
"Yeah... Make the little brat go to the store." Konan said angrily.
Deidara countered this, and shouted, "Konan, you can't go, your face is too ugly, hmm!"
That made eveyone laugh, except Konan.
"Where is Uzi, anyway, hmm?" Deidara asked.
Kisame smiled, *eww* and screamed, "HIDE AND GO SEEK!!! YAY!!"
"Shut up for the love of donuts!" Itachi complained, kicking Kisame in the face.
"Donuts, hmm? That's lame, dude, unn."
Uno was on the ground, whining. Deidara bent down to the samoyed's height, and asked, "What's wrong boy, unn?"
More whining.
"Well he's obviously hungry!" Leader remarked.
Uno kept on whining. Deidara suddenly broke into a screech, saying: "I'M A DOG ABUSER, HMMM!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Deidara!" I shouted. "You're not a dog abuser! Dogs get hungry sometimes."
"Thanks Sasori, yeah!" Deidara said, hugging me.
"EWWWW!!!!! GET OFF OF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"NNOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOW I'M A PUPPET ABUSER, YEAH! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Would all of you just SHUT UP!"
Everyone silenced, and saw a very angry looking Uzi. She still had her pajamas on, and it was obvious that she was really tired.
"How can I sleep when there's a bunch of morons hanging out in the kitchen?"
Wait- did Uzi just call me a moron? Nah, she probably just meant eveyone except me. But why do I care? Stupid Emotions. They're messing with my mind.
Uno whined again, and Uzi picked him up. "Uno? Are you hungry, buddy?"
Uno's stomach rumbled. (like thunder)
"Deidara!" Uzi shouted. "When was the last time you fed this dog?"
Deidara didn't answer.
"I'll just go to the store and buy dogfood." Uzi suggested.
At that moment, I couldn't really control what I said, which was, "No Uzi, you can sleep. I'll go to the store!"
I glanced at Leader. "Is that ok, Sir?"
"Whatever. I just want waffles."
T.T
~*~
After going to about 10 stores, I finally found the stupid waffles and the dogfood. Plus other things that we needed I guess. Deidara made me buy  a dog care kit for Uno. Deidara was obsessed with that dog. But- wasn't I kind of obsessed with Uzi? Nah. I need to stop thinking about her.
I'm just an emotionless puppet, I told myself again.
~*~
(Btw I had to transform into someone because I would've been arested for being an s-rank criminal. common sense, dude.)
After getting back to the hideout, Deidara fed Uno, and brushed him for like 5 hours. The WHOLE time he brushed Uno, he was saying, "Who's a good boy? You are, hmm!"
"Idiocracy." I mumbled as I walked past him.


~*~
The next day, Uzi walked up to me and said, "Sasori, there's something I want to talk to you about."
"Huh? What is it?"
"Just Come on,"
Uzi took my arm and yanked me out of the hideout. She took me to the creek, and we both sat by the water's edge. After a few minutes of silence Uzi said my name.
"Sasori,"
"What?"
"Um..."
Uzi blushed and looked at the water. She wouldn't look at me, she must have been seriously embarresed about something. That's another emotion! Gargh, too confusing.
Uzi looked up and noticed my 'confusyness' and said, "Sasori, are you okay?"
"Huh? Oh. Yeah, I'm fine."
"That's good..."
"Hey, what did you want to talk to me about?"
"Uhh.... It was... n-n-nothing..."
I couldn't think of anything to say! I always seemed lost for words around Uzi. Why was that?
"Sasori..."
"Yeah?"
"Do... y-"
"Hey! What's up, hmm!?"
Deidara made both of us jump.
"What are you guys doing out here, yeah?"
Uno squealed in joy and wagged his tail when he saw Uzi. "Oh hey Uno," She said sweetly as she patted him on the head.
"Sasori, what are you guys doing,hmm?" Deidara asked again.
"Hanging out." I replied emotionlessly.
"Oh really, hmm?"
"Huh?"
"I know what you were doing, unn."
"What?"  Uzi said. "DEIDARA YOU PERV!"
*slap*
"Ow! What was that for, hmm?"
Why wasn't I talking? Why was Uno whining?
Oh. That's why.
There was Itachi, right behind us.
"Hi people!"
"Oh great," Uzi complained. "Not blind boy."
"Grr...."
Itachi was supa angry at her.
"Oooh! Whatcha gonna do blind boy? Poke me in the head?"
"Arghhhh!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"
"Make me." She said.
"You're asking for it!"
Itachi shoved Uzi at me. "HEY! ACHK!" I shouted.
My head collided with Uzi's, which caused her to fall on the ground. "Oww!!!!" She screeched. I just fell fell fowards and landed on my face. "Ow." I mumbled emotionlessly.
Uno jumped on Itachi and bit his hair. He pulled like, half of it off.
"NOOOOOOO!!!! MYYYY BEAUTTTIFFFFFILLLLLLLLLLL   HAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
Itachi started crying, which made Uno even more upset. He started biting Itachi's leg, which made scream like a girl. Deidara was cracking up, but Uzi was still on the ground. I got up and walked over to her. "Uzi? Are you... ok?"
She seemed dazed, and replied, "I think so..."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah..."
"Come on, let's go back to the hideout."
I helped Uzi up, and we walked back to the hideout, with Itachi still screaming and Deidara still laughing.
~*~
We walked back really slowly, but in silence, as if we had nothing to say. I kept on glancing at Uzi to make sure she was okay.
"Sasori...."
"Wha?"
"What I was going to ask you back there..."
"Hmm?"
"Was... Do you... like... me?"
I stopped walking, too shocked by her question. "Uhh... I- Uzi..." I stammered.
"It's... Okay, Sasori... you don't have to answer that."
And with that, we walked back to the hideout.
~*~
After fixing up Itachi, we all randomly watched Deal or no Deal. Whenever someone got an offer, Leader would scream, "TAKE THE DEAL!!! TAKE THE DEAL!!!" or, "DON'T TAKE THE DEAL!!! DON'T TAKE THE DEAL!!", until someone would yell at him saying, "LEADER SHUT UP YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!"
Anywho, after watching Deal or no Deal we had nothing to do. So we played Twister.
(Oooooh Twister is fun! :P)
Umm, right.
So after there were only 3 people playing, which would be Deidara, Uzi and I, Konan spinned the spinner-thingy and said, "Left Foot Green,"
Uzi at that time looked sort of like a pretzel (ouch), so she just fell over. Then, the game lasted 20 more minutes until Uno came and knocked me over.
(Uno cheated!)
Yes he did.
Yeah so, after just telling jokes and stuff, everyone went to bed. Except Deidara and Uno, they liked to stay up and watch FMA. Dude, that show is violent. Uzi went to join them. I went to sleep.
But if Deidara so much as touches her, I will rip his head off.
(Someone's violent today.)
Yeah.
~*~
The next day, I walked into the kitchen to see Deidara, who had a black eye. "Deidara, what... happened?"
"Nothing,hmm."
"Well it looks like something,"
"Well it's not, unn!"
"Simple really,"  I turned around to see Uzi. "He tried to put his arm around me, so I punched him."
"Haha! Deidara you're such an idiot."
"Grr, hmm..."
"What? Deidara got beat up by a girl?"
We looked up to see Kakuzu hanging from the ceiling. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uzi screamed. "W-what is that??!!"
"That's Kakuzu." I replied.
"That thing is a human?!"
"Yes."
"And it's in the Akatsuki!?"
"Yes. And don't call him an 'it.'"
"Ok sure."
After Uzi met Kakuzu, Deidara and I got assigned a mission. Deidara decided to leave Uno behind.
~Uzi's POV~  (ooh now this is new)
I sat on the couch with Uno, flipping through all of the tv channels. I was so bored, I thought I was going to die.The only people not on missions were Itachi, Kisame, Konan, and Pain. I refuse to call him 'leader' because he's not my leader. He's an Idiot. Anywho, Itachi was sitting on 'The chair, next to the couch.
*Note: The 'chair' is an evil possesed chair that appears and disappears at certain times of the week. It disappears on Saturdays, Sundays, and Wednesdays. Luckily it's Thursday*
He wasn't moving, but he had his eyes open. Was he dead? Or does Itachi sleep with his eyes open? He didn't have the sharingan activated, so he couldn't see. Haha.
Or maybe he was trying to be quiet so Uno wouldn't bite off more of his hair again. Itachi's hair was so short, he couldn't put it in a ponytail anymore.
I glanced at Itachi, and his sharingan flickered on. That startled me, and Uno immeadiatly jumped onto Itachi and started chomping on his arm. Itachi started screaming, "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!", until I got bored of watching him scream and shouted, "Uno! That's enough!"
Uno came back to me and glared at Itachi. Itachi ran away in terror.
~*~
Itachi and Kisame were both mad at me. Pain was mad at me, and of course Konan was too. So I went to my room with Uno so I wouldn't get punished or something.
Argh! It was soooo boring without Sasori around! I didn't have anyone to talk to except Uno. Uno seemed lonely too. Oh well...
~L8r~
(Sasori's Pov)
Deidara and I finished our mission and were now back at the hideout. We were watching Orochimaru stuff twinkies up his nose. It was hilarious! (Seriously, It was really funny, and I don't laugh at too many things...)
When Deidara thought there were enough twinkies in Orochimaru's nose, he would tell a funny joke and the twinkies would spurt out everywhere.
Ew.
We were laughing our heads off until Pain came in and screamed at us.
He made Deidara clean up the twinkies...
Idiocracy.
~*~
The next day, Uzi, Deidara, Uno and I were hanging out by the creek. Deidara was telling stupid jokes and making up stories about Orochimaru. Uzi was laughing like crazy and once in a while a would laugh too.
I was poking the creek with a stick, (haha! take that, creek!) when Deidara tried to hold Uzi's hand. She immeadiatly noticed this and slapped him in the face. "Oww.... Uzi! What did you do that for, hmm?"
"You tried to hold my hand you perv!!!"
"How does holding your hand make me a perv, unn?"
"Gahh!"
I started to get agitated when I screamed, "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" So Deidara and Uzi silenced. But then, Uzi threw her fist at Deidara and hit him in the face.
Deidara retaliated almost immeadiatly and punched Uzi right in the stomach. I didn't really know what to do! This was turning into a total catfight! I was about to stop them when somebody yelled, "Hurt my sister will you?!!"
Deidara, Uzi and I turned around. In front of us was a super-short kid wih blonde hair and purple streaks down the front. He had a green net shirt on, and brown shorts. On his headband was the symbol of the Hidden Waterfall Village.
"Hizi?" Uzi asked the short one.
"Uzi! I finally found you! Now you can come home!" He said, glaring at Deidara and I.
"Oh no you don't, hmm!" Deidara said.
"Yeah," I said emotionlessly. "What makes you think you can just take her from us?"
Uno growled. "Should I take that as a challenge?" The Hizi person asked Deidara and I.
"Bring it on!" I yelled, uh- 'summoning' my Third Kazekage puppet.
"Too weak to fight by yourself?" Hizi smirked.
"Don't talk about my friend like that, hmm!" Deidara shouted, pulling out a kunai. He tossed it at Hizi, but he moved out of the way with incredible speed. "Gotta be better than that, Loser!"
Uzi backed away more and shouted, "Hizi, stop!"
He glanced at her and said, "Uzi! These guys are S-rank criminals! They could kill you with one jutsu!"
Hizi, distracted, didn't notice me throw a kunai directly at his face. But at the last second he moved to the left, and completely evaded it. This guy was fast!
Deidara, who felt he wasn't getting enough attention, and made a giant clay eagle and flew up into the air. Hizi looked up, and I threw another kunai at his shoulder. It hit him.
*poof*
"What?! A clone?!"
I looked around. What was with this guy? He looked like a genin, but he was definitly of jonin level. I heard something behind me so I turned to see the real Hizi about 5 feet away from me. He had a huge shuriken in his hand. Deidara had disappeared, hopefully to get help. Uzi watched in horror as Hizi threw the giant shuriken at me. I closed my eyes, hoping Uzi wouldn't see this. I heard someone scream- but it wasn't my voice. I opened my eyes and saw Uzi, standing in front of me- with a shuriken straight through her chest.
"U-zi?" Hizi said, shocked.
Uzi dropped to the ground. I stood there, not knowing what to do. I suddenly heard the screech of Deidara's eagle and Hizi and I both turned to see Deidara with Leader and Konan. "Sasori, hmm! I got Leader and Konan to help defea-"
Deidara ran over to Uzi, and asked me, "Sasori... What... Happened, unn?"
I stared at the ground, not knowing how to tell him that Uzi saved me from the giant shuriken. Uno, who saw Deidara, ran over to him and yipped. "She- Uzi is- no, unn.... There's no way, hmm!! You did this!" Deidara screamed, looking at Hizi. "I'll kill you!!" Deidara took out a kunai and was about to throw it at Hizi- but I grabbed his arm. "Deidara! Stop it!"
"No, Sasori!" Deidara shouted angrily. "Uzi is dead because of him, hmm! Don't you care, yeah?!!"
"Deidara. Killing him won't solve any of our problems."
"But Sasori, unn...."
"No," I said.
Hizi looked at Deidara and I. "I'm sorry... She is- was- my sister."
"We understand, Hizi." I said emotionlessly.
Hizi picked up Uzi's body and started to walk away, when I said, "She was a... great person."
"And a good friend, unn." Deidara added.
Hizi smiled slightly and walked off.
And I still remember Uzi to this day.
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Aww... That was sad.
But I bet you didn't expect that! Ha! I'm smarter than you! :P
Nah, just kidding.  Right now, I'm going to try to write a story about Orochimaru, after he left the Akatsuki. Or possibly another Highschool story, I haven't decided yet.
Btw, Uzi, Uno* and Hizi are totally made up people. They never and will never exist in Naruto.
By Spade
* Uno was named after the Beagle Uno that won the dog show.